Everyone thinks that I’m quite the cool dude

Everyone thinks that I’m quite the cool dude

My neighbours don’t mind if I mow in the nude

I wear an old hat and blue thongs on my feet

And whistle and clap as I walk down the street

I think, ‘Am I Crazy’ and, ‘Am I ok?’

To walk around naked on bright sunny days?

But police wave and smile as I go on my way

And I say, ‘Absolutely…

I’m doing ok!’