It’s Christmas Day!

There’s hell and fire in the world today

The sky is falling, it’s Christmas Day!

Dogs are barking, the sky is black

The sun peers out then slivers back

Bang! The lightning hits a tree!

Branches splinter instantly!

Storm clouds roll in thunderous skies

Then God appears before my eyes!

He is the coolest noodly mobster

Holy, Flying Spaghetti Monster!

It was he who was born on Christmas Day

Now all say grace, and enjoy your day.