eat your breakfast

Crunchy crunchy eating toast 

Vegemite sandwiches are pretty gross

But spread on toast

It is the most

Delicious breakfast you have to try 

Cause eating cereal is pretty dry

And without milk it makes you cry

Unless there are some eggs to fry

Then say goodbye

To toast and bowls and breakfast spoons

And Mum’s sad looks and Dad that goon

Who don’t eat breakfast 

They’re pretty lame

They thinking eating is all a game

They scream and shout and stomp about

Say “Eat your breakfast then get out

And go to school

And comb your hair

And clean your room!

Shit everywhere!”

But back to breakfast, it’s alright

I’d probably eat it late at night

Except for Mum who’d have a fit

She’d prefer I drink from her left tit

But that’s just weird cause I’m eleven

Her tits dried up when I was seven!