Trevor the car smasher

Trevor was a robot

His love was smashing cars

He’d tear their doors to pieces

And throw them near and far

He’d kick their tyres right down the road

Then stamp them with his feet

And punch out all their windows

And leave them dying in the street

But then one day big Trevor thought

‘I’ll end my smashing days!

I should be nice to trucks and cars

I’ll mend my angry ways!’

He picked up all their pieces

And put them back together

He made them all look good as new!

He was quite a handy fella!

Then he played with all the cars and trucks

And promised to be their friend

And he thought about his smashing days

To never do that again.