Tooday I lost my langwich

Tooday I lost my langwich

and abilitee too spell

I cooldnt right to saive my lyfe

And everywun cood tell

Thay sed look at this dum fuk

And his stoopid yuse of werds

Did he evan go too skool this guy?

He’s dumb as Do Do Berds!

I think they all wer prettie meen

Too say thothes things too me

Corze won day I cood reed and right

The next, thick as can bee

Woz it drugz and alkoholl

That surelee took its tole?

Or woz it playing footee

Won more hed knock or a fall?

I gess I will jest neva no

Wot corzed my qick demize

So sit hear dum as rockz, will I

With starz befor my eyez!